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Nike Air Yeezy

We’ve been hearing about these for a while but, this spring, Hip-Hop’s foremost fashion expert, Kanye West, will finally have a pair of Nikes sporting his name.

Ye’ is stepping up his shoe game with the “Nike Air Yeezy,” a shoe that “draws upon the innovations from Nike’s rich sporting history and fuses them with original lines, materials, and design elements that reflect West’s unique style.”

The Air Yeezys will be available in three color patterns, each to be released a month apart.

The Zen Grey and Light Charcoal painted Yeezy will be released in April followed by the Black on Black in May and finally, the Net/Net (beige) combo in June.

The price tag for the shoes is said to be in the range of $200-$300, but no official numbers have been released yet.

Mr. West also has a line of Louis Vuitton kicks in the works which made waves when they debuted to the fashion world last fall.

Network Chairman Nick Cannon

While some comedians are losing gigs (D.L. Hughley and David Alan Grier lost their shows earlier this week), others are just signing on to new deals. Namely, Nick Cannon, who just signed a two year contract today to become Honorary Chairman of Nickeloden’s TEENick Network (formerly The N). The rapper, actor, comedian, producer can now add executive to his list of titles; and he will oversee program development as well as act.

From his Twitter account, he linked to this announcement:


I’m runnin thangs!! This was my announcement, I am now the youngest Television Chairman aka CEO in television history! That’s right they gave your boy his own network. I’m getting my Oprah on. But my focus is the young folkz!! I am in charge of the new Teen network that is going to take the game by storm! News shows, new feel, real fresh!! This is a dream come true, I have been in the viacom family for over a decade and now to be an executive is truly a blessing! It’s full circle, I am allowed to flex my business muscle. It’s a game changer!!!! Thanks for all you the love and support!!!

“Wild ‘N Out?” Maybe. But, you can’t hate on the man’s grind.

Man Law by Tyler Dirton

No man can try on a pair of jeans and look at his ass in the mirror to see how it fits

No man can tell another man "come here, I got a secret"

No 2 men can do their "special handshake" at the club

No man can read another man's lips for too long

No man wear a bluetooth if it is dangling from his ear (BK)

No man can be on the Hollywood Diet

No man can let out only silent farts

No man can order Strawberries w/ Chocolate sauce

No man can shave his legs to his thigh to make his legs look good in shorts

No man can have hard nipples

THURSDAY COMEDY CORNER By Tyler Dirton

You know what it is! Back like I never left. This week, Things That You Think to Yourself, But Never Say Out Loud! Enjoy!

"Dem niggas on Law & Order are smaaaart"

"I wonder how Crack tastes?"

"Did she just fart from her face, or did her breath just forget to take out the trash?"

"I know she's 15, but she got a big ol ass though!"

"I wonder what came first, pu$$y or fish?"

"Ohhh, is that hair growing out her mole?"

"Why are there so many handicapped parking spots, at the damn gym?"

"I should wash my balls, but she did say she was leaving in 5 minutes...fuck it I'm goin in"

"How do you actually get black elbows?"

"Damn that retarded kid looks retarded as hell