Friday, February 6, 2009

Facebook friends share '25 Things' with the world

By Mike Snider, USA TODAY
Thanks for sharing.

If you are a member of the 150-million-strong Facebook nation, you have probably learned some fascinating — or, let's face it, some not-so-fascinating — facts about your friends as part of the latest fad, the pass-it-forward viral game "25 Random Things About Me."

Like a mutating chain letter, though more artful and less threatening, 25 Things arrives as a Facebook note from a friend. That friend posts 25 facts about himself and "tags" 25 people and asks them to do the same thing.

The phenomenon continues to snowball. Facebook can't quantify activity specific to 25 Things as it does applications such as Flixster. But spokeswoman Brandee Barker says that over the past week the number of daily "notes" has more than doubled and the number of daily tags of a Facebook member in a note has grown by five times.

"I would say that anecdotally I've never seen a note spread as quickly as this has on Facebook," Barker says. "What is really unique about this is it's a really meaningful piece of content. Some of the these notes are touching and frankly very insightful."

Unlike most unsolicited (and unwanted) e-mail chains, 25 Things is usually welcomed. "It's one of my favorite Facebook things," says Pete Hines, vice president of public relations and marketing at Bethesda Softworks. "I've learned a lot about people I've known for a long time and people I only know a little."

A random thing about Pete: "I am one of the least organized people I know. I don't do well with paper, or filing things away, but I am religious about my e-mail inbox."

Should you choose to join in the 25 Random Things craze, media consultant Shelly Palmer recommends that "you shouldn't put anything online that you would not want to see on the front of the newspaper or that you would not want a potential client or your boss to see," says Palmer, whose book Get Digital: Reinventing Yourself and Your Career for the 21st Century Economy is due this spring.

Social networks represent a paradigm shift in communicating. "This is the beginning of what will be a never-ending raft of social network games like this," he says.

How true. Already appearing in Facebook pages is a new note: "A Bunch of Questions — Share."

Thursday, February 5, 2009

THURSDAY COMEDY CORNER (2/5) : HARDEST $H*T IN THE WORLD

By Tyler Dirton

The following are some of the things I think are the hardest shit in the world to do! Enjoy, comment, be good!

Opening a new CD

Not looking directly at a chicks titties when they bounce everytime she says a consonant

Talk to your mom on the phone while you're high, Mom: "Hey baby, how was class today?" You: "Yea the shoestrings in them joints was too long, so I just decided to tuck them in"

Pull Out

Get your drawers out of your ass in public

To tell someone that they have a white spit wedge in the corner of their mouth

Not to do the Harlem Shake for 3 seconds when you hear "Grindin" by the Clipse

Not to laugh when a grown woman rolls her ankle on the sidewalk

Not to look at the ball of meat on the back of a niggas ear that has encountered a bad earring day

To pour Muhammad Ali some of your Skittles

Thank You

Man Law Monday

No man can have a beard and no mustache

No man can request a blanket

No man can turn up the volume on a love song when riding w/ other men

No man can ask another man to bring him something back from vacation

No man can ask another man what type of lotion he uses

No man can ask who won the Super Bowl

No man can open a phone conversation w/ another man with the phrase, "Whatchu doin?"

No man can ask another man if he wants a spot while doing squats

No man should know what ANTM means

No man can blow on his soup

Thank you

Black Eyed Peas Brother Murdered



The brother of Black Eyes Peas mastermind apl.de.ap, otherwise known as Allan Pineda Lindo, was gunned down in the northern Philippine town of Porac, Pampanga.

Joven Pineda Deala was the youngest and purportedly favorite brother of apl, who was born in the Philippines and grew up in the barrio before he was adopted by an American and moved to the United States, where he eventually formed the Peas with will.i.am.

Per the Philippines Inquirer, Deala, 21, was sitting in his car outside his girlfriend's home at approximately 1 a.m. Tuesday when he was shot in the head by an unidentified gunman.

Police are still searching for a suspect and do not yet have a motive for the killing, though various media outlets have reported the murder may have been the result of a love triangle.

Apl, 34, is expected to fly to the Philippines to attend his sibling's wake and burial.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Congratulations Jay Electronica and Erykah Badu

Congratulations to Jay Electronica and Erykah Badu, who just had their first child together, a baby girl.

CLICK HERE TO SEE WHO THE HELL Jay Electronica is

Heartbreak

(Independent America:Rising From Ruins Trailer)

A Day In The Life Of Richard Branson

toke Up

the picture is damaging. Yes. But is there anything wrong with a good rip off the bong. No. Peep the story.

(anyone who can swim half the length of the pool with out coming up for water...is guaranteed to take a good bong pull).

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Thursday Comedy Corner (1/29)

This goes out to all my favorite Ni99as in the world. A Ni99a comes in all colors, ages, genders, and backgrounds. These are just the ones that we all know and love. Enjoy

Da Ni99a dat feels like he has to talk to everyone on speaker phone no matter who is around

Da Ni99a dat pays for everything with a bag of change

Da Ni99a dat is always drunk and fed up with the stuck up women in the clubs You: "Man what's wrong w/ you? MFN: "Man I'm tired of these greedy ass chicks that come to the club and only want a baller, I asked her did she want me to buy her a drink, and she talkin bout 'nah I can't right now I'm with child, Bitch I aint buyin 2 damn drinks!!!

Da Ni99a dat does crack but always manages to get his hands on the newest shit

Da Ni99a dat works at the Black Wendy's that get's mad at you for ordering a "Special Made Sandwich"

Da Ni99a dat always has the New Jordans on but won't pay the $10 cover charge at the bar

Da Ni99a dat gets mad at old people when they walk to slow in front of them

Da Ni99a dat has sex w/ 3 different chicks a week but gets mad at his main chick for having too many male friends on MySpace

Da Ni99a dat was singing I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T hard as hell in the club, but waited 30 minutes to get in free, waited 20 minutes to get a free drink, then left and got smashed for 10 minutes...you guessed it...for free

Da Ni99a dat no matter what, always has a story that tops the one you just told. You: "Man I knew this dude back in college that jumped off the 2nd floor on campus into the pool, shit was crazy" MFN: Shiiiiiiit, I know this dude that could jump so high, I saw him grab a squirrel out a tree, on my momma!"

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

F.D.R’s Example Offers Obama Cautionary Lessons


By STEVE LOHR
Published: January 26, 2009


In 1933, as today, a new president stepped into the White House, vowing change and decisive action at a time when a banking crisis posed a grave threat to the nation’s economy.

New Yorkers waited for food in 1934. In the ’30s, total government spending as a share of the economy was less than 20 percent and the unemployment rate averaged more than 17 percent.

The economic morass that confronted Franklin D. Roosevelt 76 years ago was undeniably deeper and more ominous than the trouble President Obama is facing. Yet, according to economists and historians, there are also some telling similarities and cautionary lessons to be drawn from the experience of the Roosevelt years in the 1930s.

Roosevelt had his triumphs. He stemmed panic and stabilized the banking system with a combination of deposit insurance, government investment in banks, restrictions on banking practices and his “fireside chat” radio addresses, which repeatedly steadied the national mood and bought Roosevelt time to make changes.

Still, even after the government assistance, the surviving banks were shaken and lending remained anemic — much as the nation’s banks today are reluctant to make loans again, despite receiving more than $300 billion of taxpayers’ money in Round 1 of the federal banking bailout.

So, throughout the 1930s, economic recovery remained frustratingly elusive and arrived only with the buildup for World War II in the 1940s.

The shorthand verdict on Roosevelt, economists and historians say, is that he was an eloquent and skillful politician, and an innovator in jobs programs like the Civilian Conservation Corps and in regulatory steps like the creation of the Securities and Exchange Commission to police Wall Street. But Roosevelt, they say, while brilliant in many ways, did not have a sure grasp of how to guide the economy as a whole.

“Roosevelt had some successes, but we hope that Obama is going to do better,” said Kenneth S. Rogoff, a professor of economics at Harvard. “Otherwise, we’re in trouble.”

Roosevelt’s New Deal is often portrayed as an embrace of Keynesian economics, which advocates increased government spending to combat economic downturns and generate jobs.

Yet despite New Deal programs and some aid to the states, total government spending — federal, state and local — as a share of the economy throughout the 1930s remained at just under 20 percent. (Today, total government spending is more than 35 percent, a larger buffer against weakness in the private sector.)

During the 1930s, the unemployment rate fell somewhat under Roosevelt, but remained stubbornly high, averaging more than 17 percent for the decade.

In 1934, the British economist John Maynard Keynes visited Roosevelt in the White House to make his case for more deficit spending. But Roosevelt, it seems, was either unimpressed or uncomprehending. “He left a whole rigmarole of figures,” Roosevelt complained to his labor secretary, Frances Perkins, according to her memoir. “He must be a mathematician rather than a political economist.”

Keynes left equally disenchanted, telling Ms. Perkins that he had “supposed the president was more literate, economically speaking.”

It would not be until the early 1940s, with the beginning of World War II, that a strong dose of Keynesian medicine was administered to the American economy. By 1942, total government spending as a share of the economy rose to 52 percent, and peaked at nearly 70 percent in 1944, when unemployment fell to 1 percent.

One lesson from the 1930s, economists say, is how difficult it is to engineer a recovery when an economy has spiraled down as far as it had by 1933. Swift and effective steps early in a downturn, they say, can enable an economy to avoid further slippage and joblessness. And Mr. Obama has the advantage of taking over far earlier in an economic descent than Roosevelt did.

In 1933, the United States economy had shrunk by one-third in real terms since 1929. Industrial production had fallen by 40 percent. Unemployment had soared to 25 percent, from 3 percent in 1929.

“Mute shoals of jobless men drifted through the streets of every American city in 1933,” wrote David M. Kennedy of Stanford, in his Pulitzer Prize-winning history of the Depression, “Freedom From Fear” (Oxford, 1999).

Roosevelt was inaugurated on March 4, 1933, amid a nationwide bank panic — the impetus of his memorable line, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

Roosevelt may have been lacking as an economist, but he was an extraordinary crisis manager. The next day, he declared a national bank holiday, and set the Federal Reserve and the Treasury to work on a phased program to sort good banks from bad ones, provide financing and restore confidence in the banking system.
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‘Crack Babies’: The Epidemic That Wasn’t


By SUSAN OKIE
Published: January 26, 2009
NY TIMES


BALTIMORE — One sister is 14; the other is 9. They are a vibrant pair: the older girl is high-spirited but responsible, a solid student and a devoted helper at home; her sister loves to read and watch cooking shows, and she recently scored well above average on citywide standardized tests.

Dr. Harolyn M. Belcher, a pediatrician, doing a checkup on Cornell Wright, a young patient.

There would be nothing remarkable about these two happy, normal girls if it were not for their mother’s history. Yvette H., now 38, admits that she used cocaine (along with heroin and alcohol) while she was pregnant with each girl. “A drug addict,” she now says ruefully, “isn’t really concerned about the baby she’s carrying.”

When the use of crack cocaine became a nationwide epidemic in the 1980s and ’90s, there were widespread fears that prenatal exposure to the drug would produce a generation of severely damaged children. Newspapers carried headlines like “Cocaine: A Vicious Assault on a Child,” “Crack’s Toll Among Babies: A Joyless View” and “Studies: Future Bleak for Crack Babies.”

But now researchers are systematically following children who were exposed to cocaine before birth, and their findings suggest that the encouraging stories of Ms. H.’s daughters are anything but unusual. So far, these scientists say, the long-term effects of such exposure on children’s brain development and behavior appear relatively small.

“Are there differences? Yes,” said Barry M. Lester, a professor of psychiatry at Brown University who directs the Maternal Lifestyle Study, a large federally financed study of children exposed to cocaine in the womb. “Are they reliable and persistent? Yes. Are they big? No.”

Cocaine is undoubtedly bad for the fetus. But experts say its effects are less severe than those of alcohol and are comparable to those of tobacco — two legal substances that are used much more often by pregnant women, despite health warnings.

Surveys by the Department of Health and Human Services in 2006 and 2007 found that 5.2 percent of pregnant women reported using any illicit drug, compared with 11.6 percent for alcohol and 16.4 percent for tobacco.

“The argument is not that it’s O.K. to use cocaine in pregnancy, any more than it’s O.K. to smoke cigarettes in pregnancy,” said Dr. Deborah A. Frank, a pediatrician at Boston University. “Neither drug is good for anybody.”

But cocaine use in pregnancy has been treated as a moral issue rather than a health problem, Dr. Frank said. Pregnant women who use illegal drugs commonly lose custody of their children, and during the 1990s many were prosecuted and jailed.

Cocaine slows fetal growth, and exposed infants tend to be born smaller than unexposed ones, with smaller heads. But as these children grow, brain and body size catch up.

At a scientific conference in November, Dr. Lester presented an analysis of a pool of studies of 14 groups of cocaine-exposed children — 4,419 in all, ranging in age from 4 to 13. The analysis failed to show a statistically significant effect on I.Q. or language development. In the largest of the studies, I.Q. scores of exposed children averaged about 4 points lower at age 7 than those of unexposed children.

In tests that measure specific brain functions, there is evidence that cocaine-exposed children are more likely than others to have difficulty with tasks that require visual attention and “executive function” — the brain’s ability to set priorities and pay selective attention, enabling the child to focus on the task at hand.

Cocaine exposure may also increase the frequency of defiant behavior and poor conduct, according to Dr. Lester’s analysis. There is also some evidence that boys may be more vulnerable than girls to behavior problems.

But experts say these findings are quite subtle and hard to generalize. “Just because it is statistically significant doesn’t mean that it is a huge public health impact,” said Dr. Harolyn M. Belcher, a neurodevelopmental pediatrician who is director of research at the Kennedy Krieger Institute’s Family Center in Baltimore.

And Michael Lewis, a professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at the Robert Wood Johnson Medical School in New Brunswick, N.J., said that in a doctor’s office or a classroom, “you cannot tell” which children were exposed to cocaine before birth.

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can order Harvest Grain Pancakes w/ fruit garnish (DN)

No man can share an armrest on a plane with another man

No man can call himself or another man "shawty"

By Tyler Dirton

No man can tell another man he needs to lick his lips

No man can be afraid of thunder

No man can ask another man to scratch a "hard to reach" area

No man can ponder putting a relaxer in his hair to make conrows easier to take

No man can give another man his own personal ringtone (SA)

No man can wear socks with the furry ball on the back

No man can wear Reebok Classics

Thank you

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dear First Lady Obama,

Congratulations! The focus, for the last two years has been on your husband being the first African American man to run for and win the presidential election for these United States. I'm as excited as the next African American about this historical feat. I am proud to be able to say that I have finally witnessed some significant bit of history directly related to the people I am of and love so dearly. This has been the modern day movement of my lifetime and it fills me with great joy, pride, and optimism for the future of Black people in America. Yet, I am not of the ilk that believes the "dream" has been realized. In my opinion, we've only just now remembered that we have to continue to show up for work because so much more not only needs to, but must be done.

A Black man in the White House is not my only source of pride. For me, as a Black woman, it is far more important that YOU are in the White House, along with your daughter and your mother. For far too long, the images of Black women have been watered down by a comfort with light skin and an obsession with long hair and "softer" features. The rainbow that we come in has been underrepresented in a positive light, giving credence mostly to those who possess or are willing to pay for more...acceptable features based on the social climate we live in. As an educator on the elementary level, I see firsthand how the issues of race and class continue to clash with the spirits and self esteem of little Black girls. My heart is broken every time a little Black girl in my class draws herself with long blond hair. My heart is broken every time a little Black girl in my class mentions her desire to be Hannah Montana. Television and music are lacking in examples of how diverse and beautiful we are.

Your presence in the White House, and your role as the wife of the most powerful man, a Black man, in this country speaks greater volumes than I can even articulate at this time. I can only hope that the symbolism and the reality isn't lost on the masses who look like me. Your family is a live and in living color version of the hope and ideals The Cosby show provided. They served as a reminder to shoot for more, to value our families, to relate to each other in a loving and positive manner, to cherish our children and our elders. Black Love day is now bigger than a bootlegged day before Valentine's Day, but a picture that is created and recreated on a daily basis and visible each time a picture of you and the President is taken or aired. You have reminded us of the strength of women and the beauty of interdependence. You have given us permission to be tender and loving with our men. Your husband's ease with your role in his life gives Black men permission to accept that love and tenderness and to be open about how beautiful and necessary it is in their success. The example that you are setting for your daughters, for our daughters, reminds them that they are valuable as well and deserve to be treated with respect. The collective self-esteem of Black girls in this country, as evidenced by the ones I encounter in schools and on the block, is in the toilet. Now, they can see that it isn't necessary to be other than who they are to find the treasures that life has in store for them individually.

While it is the example that is being set, consciously or unconsciously for our girls, I am no less moved or affected by your example as a woman. I have learned the beauty of patience and perseverance. I understand those concepts as an individual, but it's often difficult within a union. We don't see enough examples of it or women who are willing to tell the truth about the work they've done to secure and maintain the love in their lives. When it is my turn again, I can only hope that I will approach my relationship with the same steadfastness and willingness to trust in the work. I hope that my sisters are picking up on the same example and incorporating it into their own lives and approach to loving Black men, as well as becoming examples for Black children.

I am bursting at the seams with excitement over what the future holds. I am certain that the political climate in this country will never be the same. At the same time, I'm more concerned with the future of Black people and the ways this country affects our lives. First and foremost, if we can find a rise in our collective esteem, we will be able to affect how we relate to each other and then how we allow the country to relate to us. This is not your job, but every cause has an effect. I can't wait to see what effects having the First Family being a Black family will have on Black people and the U.S. I can't wait to see how the First Lady being a Black Woman effects face and feel of Black women in this country. I can't wait to see how little Black girls who are loved and revered by their family effects the expectations that little Black girls in this country have of themselves, their families, and eventually the men they accept into their lives.

This is a shiny time in our lives and I hope we all have presence of mind to bask in the glow.

Congratulations once again to you and your family and best of luck in whatever active work you choose to do in your role as First Lady. I, and many others, will be rooting for you and willing to give a hand.


With great appreciation,

Ndygo Sunshyne

What happened to dating?

By Walt Charles

“Dating exists not for mating; it exists for collecting data. I believe that the biblical design would be friendship, courtship and then marriage.” - taken from anonymous email on choosing Mr. Right

I agree with the first sentence. One of the primary functions of dating is data collection. I think that dating is the easiest way to get to know someone without having to make a commitment.

Have you ever wondered what happened to dating, though? For those of us brought up in the church, we were taught that dating was wrong. I remember a book entitled. “I Kissed Dating Goodbye”. For some reason, the church decided that dating was wrong, and that anyone who practiced dating was tantamount to disobeying one of the Ten Commandments.

I do remember one problem with dating – women assumed that if they went on one date with a guy that they were officially together, even if the date didn’t go well. Women would then become very upset if the guy they were dating the week before was going out with someone else the following weekend.

So here’s my idea. Instead of singles’ parties where everyone acts like they don’t want to be in a relationship, why not institute a dating policy at your church? Even better, why not set up a church-to-church dating weekend or speed-dating event? The trick is setting expectations, especially surrounding 1st dates. Each person should have the opportunity to talk one-on-one with someone with no strings attached and no hard feelings. I think that this will be one of the easiest ways to get singles talking again instead of standing around.

There’s nothing wrong with dating. Meeting new people is fun, especially when it doesn’t take a year to have the first conversation.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thursday Comedy Corner (1/22)

You know what time it is...Comedy Corner time...enjoy and comment. New Day...same me! I just decided to write about some things I find funny in life.

How a stripper will wipe down the pole with alcohol but will let people throw dirty dollar bills right on their cooch!

How white men won't wash their hands in the bathroom but always want to shake hands when they meet you

How the response to a chick saying, "I'm on my period" used to be "Damn", when you get older the response is "Is it light or heavy?"

How Waffle House took advantage of the fact that poor people eat breakfast at all hours of the day. When was the last time you saw a nice car in the parking lot? I'll wait...

How a chick will get mad when you bust in their mouth, Her: "I said tell me when you are bout to cum. You: "I said...ahhhhhhh!!!"

How they found somebody in NOTORIOUS that looks just like Craig Mack

How older women keep their Carpel Tunnels brace on during sex like, "You goin bowlin after this or somethin?"

How little kids want to come up to you and show you their coloring book, and I'm like, "Man...this shit is gahhhhhbage, you all outside the lines and shit, you need to start over fam!"

How a homeless man can ask for money when he has on an iPod, "Yo, you can sell that and eat for a month"

How some girls still buy Apple Bottom Jeans when they should probably go cop them new Watermelon Bottom Jeans

How if somebody's car breaks down in front of you, you choose to curse them out instead of help!

How some chicks come to the club thinkin they fly and still have baby powder residue in the middle of their chest

How you are reading this at work/library/lab trying not to laugh out loud

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

We're a Winner

Monday, January 19, 2009

Man Law Monday (1/19)

By Tyler Dirton

No man can wear jeans or dress pants that don't come with belt loops

No man can wear a thumb ring

No man can have his name tattoed in cursive on his arm

No man can throw another man a surprise party

No man can ask another man to help him choose what to wear

No man that wasn't a pimp in the late 70's can own pink socks

No man can use the shampoo bottle for a microphone while singing in the shower

No man can be on Weight Watchers

No man can set his alarm so that he doesn't miss Oprah

No man can giggle when water splashes in your butt while taking a shit

Thank you
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