My Life: An open Book - Written by Noiz

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Dedication

I dedicate these things I write to the same person I dedicated my life to … God. I dedicate the air I breathe and the thoughts I think … to God. I dedicate my time and my strength, my spoken words and my very “Being” … to God.

I am thankful for James and Betty, Jamene and James, Talitha, Tiffany and Derek. Times weren’t always great, but I forever remain thankful. You’ve came through in so many ways, I couldn’t begin to name them all. I thank you for the honesty, laughs and the Love most of all.

I dedicate this book and my life to two others as well, although God comes first, and above all else. To my daughter Atiyana, I still remember your eyes, the first time I saw you was my first “True” cry. I cried in joy because I knew inside that for the first time in my life, I had done something COMPLETELY right. I look at your picture and smile every time; I'm like "That little girl has a face just like mine". I know we don’t talk and bond like we should but things will be better. I always told you they would.

Amari, my Angel, you always amaze me. You always say the right words and you’ve always been straight with me. My counselor and friend I can’t begin to count the days … the hours and minutes … the seconds I’ve been away. I know I've had to cancel too many visitations. But daddy always said we’d be together one day.So, I dedicate this book to the people I Love.

This is for the people who believed and the people whom I Trust. Especially, to all the fans and sites online …You saw it firsthand … I wrote it in front of your eyes.

THANKS SHADETREE FAM!!!

***Battery Update***

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'Shopping while Black'

peep the story here

Sham-Ouch!

TV pitchman battered a hooker in a South Beach hotel room.

NY State Tax Collectors Seize Method Man’s 2008 SUV over $50K+ Debt

It used to be that money problems were cause for a public relations embarrassment for celebrities. But with a nosediving American economy sinking into a bottomless abyss, even the financial troubles of the wealthy are becoming less shocking and more frequent. Enter Method Man.

According to the New York Post, last week the WU Tang member had his 2008 Lincoln Navigator seized by New York state tax collectors over a reported debt in excess of $50,000 to the state. The vehicle was reportedly removed from his Staten Island home at 6 a.m. Last Wednesday (March 18.)

Two years ago these headlines would have topped every Hip Hop rag and even made the evening news but with money being what it is today, you can just add Method Man to the end of a very long list. You know they say Nature has a way of fixing itself? Well maybe the recession is her way of getting some of those who need to retire (and stay retired) out the game. Not saying Meth should…but I’m saying.

THURSDAY COMEDY CORNER (3/26) by Tyler Dirton

This one is entitled "I Wonder"...because I wonder some crazy shit...enjoy!

I wonder what the Ice Cream man does in the Winter

I wonder if fish get offended when being compared to stank pu$$y

I wonder how people used to survive before toilet paper was invented

I wonder if the Chinese children that make our shoes know that they are selling for around $150

I wonder if Halle Berry's fart stinks

I wonder why Krazy Glue doesn't stick to the inside of the tube

I wonder if a chicken has actually ever crossed a road

I wonder if Barack curses people out behind the scenes

I wonder if bats know they have a Super Hero in their honor

I wonder if your loved ones that are up in heaven are looking down on you...while you masturbate

Betty Beauty

Bay Area journalists detained by N.Korea

Positive thoughts on a safe return go out to friend/ & cowrkrs Euna Lee & Laura Ling from Current -

German Mack Hand

peep the uncomfortable silence between the camera man & the pimp.

Old tricks @ Old Navy

Harry Allen broke the story. Peep it here

MTV sends Nick Lachey back to his old high school for 'Taking the Stage'

By Cristina Kinon
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Wednesday, March 11th 2009, 4:00 AM

Shaakira Sargent (l.) Malik Kitchen, Jasmine White Killins, Tyler Nelson and Mia Curruthers star in MTV's 'Taking the Stage'

Folks on "The Hills" and other reality shows have often been accused of performing for the cameras.

The stars of MTV's latest series, "Taking the Stage," would take such a comment as a compliment.

Set in Cincinnati's famed School for the Creative and Performing Arts (SCPA), "Taking the Stage" features a cast of kids from all walks of life trying to launch professional careers in dance, music and acting, all while dealing with typical teenage drama.

The show is produced by Nick Lachey, a school alumnus. He brought the idea for the show to MTV because he says SCPA played a large part not just in his career, but in his life.

"That school is not like any other place in the world," he told the Daily News. "It creates a whole world of learning that you don't see very often in this country, and especially on MTV."

"Taking the Stage" premieres Thursday night at 10. And like every other school, has a wide variety of characters.

Among the students are ballerina Jasmine, who dreams of dancing with Alvin Ailey but becomes distracted by her budding relationship with Tyler, a hip-hop dancer who wants to be in music videos. There's Malik, Jasmine's best friend, who does not approve of her interest in Tyler. And there's Shaakira, a dancer and aspiring actress who's trying to make it on behalf of her struggling family. And there's Mia, a singer-songwriter who wants a record deal by the time she's 18.

While Lachey insists that the show is "reality," he doesn't doubt that some of the cast members might be turning it on for the cameras.

"At the end of the day, they are performers," Lachey said. "But at the same time, I went to that school and I can vouch for what that experience is like, and whether there is a camera crew there or not, you are performing."

Unlike such other MTV reality series as "Laguna Beach," "Taking the Stage" is actually filmed inside the school. It also has a much more diverse cast.

"There are white kids, black kids ... but you don't see people for their color, or their sexuality or their economic background; you see people for their talent," said Lachey. "That's what I wanted to show - that there was a school out there, an experience out there, that was not about money or who's entitled, it was about talent."

Man Law By Tyler Dirton

No man can drop something and say "oops"

No man can hug his pillow tight at night

No man can wear a single hoop earring unless you are Michael Jordan or a Genie

No man can ask another man to cook him his favorite dish

No man can say "I love being in the locker room"

No man can be mad that the show "Girlfriends" is no longer on the air

No man can complain about the way his feet look in sandals

No man can cry after watching Seven pounds

No man can own a dildo that doesnt smell like vagina

Thank you

Chimp gone Sav!

(the audio says it all)

In Present Day, You Eat McDonalds [McDeath]

Lounge

Nike Air Yeezy

We’ve been hearing about these for a while but, this spring, Hip-Hop’s foremost fashion expert, Kanye West, will finally have a pair of Nikes sporting his name.

Ye’ is stepping up his shoe game with the “Nike Air Yeezy,” a shoe that “draws upon the innovations from Nike’s rich sporting history and fuses them with original lines, materials, and design elements that reflect West’s unique style.”

The Air Yeezys will be available in three color patterns, each to be released a month apart.

The Zen Grey and Light Charcoal painted Yeezy will be released in April followed by the Black on Black in May and finally, the Net/Net (beige) combo in June.

The price tag for the shoes is said to be in the range of $200-$300, but no official numbers have been released yet.

Mr. West also has a line of Louis Vuitton kicks in the works which made waves when they debuted to the fashion world last fall.

Network Chairman Nick Cannon

While some comedians are losing gigs (D.L. Hughley and David Alan Grier lost their shows earlier this week), others are just signing on to new deals. Namely, Nick Cannon, who just signed a two year contract today to become Honorary Chairman of Nickeloden’s TEENick Network (formerly The N). The rapper, actor, comedian, producer can now add executive to his list of titles; and he will oversee program development as well as act.

From his Twitter account, he linked to this announcement:


I’m runnin thangs!! This was my announcement, I am now the youngest Television Chairman aka CEO in television history! That’s right they gave your boy his own network. I’m getting my Oprah on. But my focus is the young folkz!! I am in charge of the new Teen network that is going to take the game by storm! News shows, new feel, real fresh!! This is a dream come true, I have been in the viacom family for over a decade and now to be an executive is truly a blessing! It’s full circle, I am allowed to flex my business muscle. It’s a game changer!!!! Thanks for all you the love and support!!!

“Wild ‘N Out?” Maybe. But, you can’t hate on the man’s grind.

Man Law by Tyler Dirton

No man can try on a pair of jeans and look at his ass in the mirror to see how it fits

No man can tell another man "come here, I got a secret"

No 2 men can do their "special handshake" at the club

No man can read another man's lips for too long

No man wear a bluetooth if it is dangling from his ear (BK)

No man can be on the Hollywood Diet

No man can let out only silent farts

No man can order Strawberries w/ Chocolate sauce

No man can shave his legs to his thigh to make his legs look good in shorts

No man can have hard nipples

THURSDAY COMEDY CORNER By Tyler Dirton

You know what it is! Back like I never left. This week, Things That You Think to Yourself, But Never Say Out Loud! Enjoy!

"Dem niggas on Law & Order are smaaaart"

"I wonder how Crack tastes?"

"Did she just fart from her face, or did her breath just forget to take out the trash?"

"I know she's 15, but she got a big ol ass though!"

"I wonder what came first, pu$$y or fish?"

"Ohhh, is that hair growing out her mole?"

"Why are there so many handicapped parking spots, at the damn gym?"

"I should wash my balls, but she did say she was leaving in 5 minutes...fuck it I'm goin in"

"How do you actually get black elbows?"

"Damn that retarded kid looks retarded as hell

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