42 + 5 = 47 Things I KNOW at 47
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Man Law By Tyrler Dirton
No man can watch a football game and go "mmmm"
No man can request to have his scalp greased
No two men can have a snowball fight
No man can grab the remote off another man's lap
No man can have a conversation in the men's bathroom
No man can put "it's complicated" as their relationship status
No man can cup his hand when doing the celebratory butt pat during a game
No man can drive a Dodge Neon
No man can know directions to a gay club
No man can wear oven mits for more than 5 minutes at a time
Thank You
No man can request to have his scalp greased
No two men can have a snowball fight
No man can grab the remote off another man's lap
No man can have a conversation in the men's bathroom
No man can put "it's complicated" as their relationship status
No man can cup his hand when doing the celebratory butt pat during a game
No man can drive a Dodge Neon
No man can know directions to a gay club
No man can wear oven mits for more than 5 minutes at a time
Thank You
"When Was The Last Time" By Tyler Dirton
When was the last time a black person told you they were about to get off the exit, and aint even left the house yet?
When was the last time you seen a health food store in the "black mall"?
When was the last time you drove past a cop and didnt tap your brakes, no matter how slow you were already going?
When was the last time you heard a 50 cent song you actually liked?
When was the last time you went to work/class and didnt log on to FaceBook or MySpace?
When was the last time you left your cell phone at home and didn't feel like you were about to have a heart attack?
When was the last time you were in a gas station on the "Rich" side of town and they sold Black N' Milds?
When was the last time you cursed out loud when you got a "Fwd this to 10 other people or Jesus will disown you" text?
When was the last time you saw a dude with a pen and paper gettin phone numbers at the club?
When was the last time you were web surfing and didnt click on the Midget Porn Pop-Up?
When was the last time you seen a health food store in the "black mall"?
When was the last time you drove past a cop and didnt tap your brakes, no matter how slow you were already going?
When was the last time you heard a 50 cent song you actually liked?
When was the last time you went to work/class and didnt log on to FaceBook or MySpace?
When was the last time you left your cell phone at home and didn't feel like you were about to have a heart attack?
When was the last time you were in a gas station on the "Rich" side of town and they sold Black N' Milds?
When was the last time you cursed out loud when you got a "Fwd this to 10 other people or Jesus will disown you" text?
When was the last time you saw a dude with a pen and paper gettin phone numbers at the club?
When was the last time you were web surfing and didnt click on the Midget Porn Pop-Up?
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