Sham-Ouch!

TV pitchman battered a hooker in a South Beach hotel room.

NY State Tax Collectors Seize Method Man’s 2008 SUV over $50K+ Debt

It used to be that money problems were cause for a public relations embarrassment for celebrities. But with a nosediving American economy sinking into a bottomless abyss, even the financial troubles of the wealthy are becoming less shocking and more frequent. Enter Method Man.

According to the New York Post, last week the WU Tang member had his 2008 Lincoln Navigator seized by New York state tax collectors over a reported debt in excess of $50,000 to the state. The vehicle was reportedly removed from his Staten Island home at 6 a.m. Last Wednesday (March 18.)

Two years ago these headlines would have topped every Hip Hop rag and even made the evening news but with money being what it is today, you can just add Method Man to the end of a very long list. You know they say Nature has a way of fixing itself? Well maybe the recession is her way of getting some of those who need to retire (and stay retired) out the game. Not saying Meth should…but I’m saying.

THURSDAY COMEDY CORNER (3/26) by Tyler Dirton

This one is entitled "I Wonder"...because I wonder some crazy shit...enjoy!

I wonder what the Ice Cream man does in the Winter

I wonder if fish get offended when being compared to stank pu$$y

I wonder how people used to survive before toilet paper was invented

I wonder if the Chinese children that make our shoes know that they are selling for around $150

I wonder if Halle Berry's fart stinks

I wonder why Krazy Glue doesn't stick to the inside of the tube

I wonder if a chicken has actually ever crossed a road

I wonder if Barack curses people out behind the scenes

I wonder if bats know they have a Super Hero in their honor

I wonder if your loved ones that are up in heaven are looking down on you...while you masturbate

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