COMEDY CORNER BY Tyler Dirton

As promised, I call this one...New Sex Positions I Made Up (Female Version). Enjoy and comment.

Toilet Seat- Back in to sit on his face...then complain about the seat being up

Thighmaster- While getting eaten...squeeze the side of his head with your thighs and tell him to make a squeaking noise

Oil Spill- Drink 4 milkshakes...Ride him reverse cowgirl style...and diarrhea cha cha cha on his abs.

Pro Bowlers Association- Ride him as if sitting in a chair...put the middle 2 fingers of your hand in his nostrils and a thumb in his eye...then yell "Steeeeriiiike 3" ala Fred Flintstone

Tea Cup Ride-Tell him to lay flat...ride him and spin round and around until you cum...then hop off the bed and vomit in the corner

Swim Up Stream-Right before your man is about to climax...cover his hole wiith your thumb and whisper in his ear "Swim Up Stream"

Galaxy-In the 69 position...use your mates penis like an Atari joystick.. and his balls for buttons...and say "pew pew pew pew" as if shooting space ships

Car Wash- (Reserved for women over 40 or that have the sag from childbirth) While riding your man...dip your breasts in soapy water and rub them back and forth across his face

Sniper- Get behind your man, close one eye, look in his butt-hole, reach around to hold the barrel steady...then pull the trigger until it shoots the target (overboard I know, but I do it for yall)

Trick Flower- Tell him to put his nose by your vag to smell your "flower" then pee in his face and honk a clown horn

Thank You

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Ready For Her Close-Up With Natalie Naomi

12 May 2009

It's the REMIX

More Drizzy!

Best I Ever Had Remix Featuring Swizzy


Source: Vlad TV

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Name That Sample

Young Jeezy - Inspiration (Follow Me)


Diana Ross - Muscles


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It's the REMIX

Turn My Scale On - Remix

Man Law BY Tyler Dirton

No man can sit at the edge of the pool and dip his feet in

No man can ask for Lavender Car Freshener

No man can say "Oh heyyyy" when answering the phone

No man can complain about his nails getting dirty

No man can turn pass a women's volleyball game on tv. (Must watch for at least 5 minutes)

No man can lay out by the pool

No man can eat cotton candy at the amusement park

No man can use toilet tissue that comes w/ Aloe

No man can have a large collection of keychains

By Tyler Dirton

Enjoy!

Viral Vlogs

Hey Guys!!

I dug up some videos for you all to check out. Let me know your thoughts!

CiCi & Justin on SNL - Check out the dance moves... very Beyonce/Janet-Like, no?



Melanie Fiona - "Give It To Me Right" (She's Dope!)



Kanye West featuring Mos Def & Freeway "Two Words" (Never released... from The College Dropout" Album)



Keri Hilson/Kanye on Letterman performing "Knock Me Down" - All the blogs have been raving about Ye and the booty smack... bump that!! Check out the theatrics in the dancing. Tight!!

My favorite part!

Keep Rockin', Keep Rockin'
Whether we Louboutin it up or Ree-Bokin'
You see the hate they servin' on a platter
So, what we gonna have? Dessert or Disaster?




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Keyco's New Man...I'm Hatin'!

I love Daniel "Boobie" Gibson. I wanted him to be my man. LOL! Keyshia seemed to have snatched him up. *sigh* Nothing has been confirmed that I know of. But, she's rocking his jersey in her new video "Trust." Great love song.Click here to watch the video.

Here are some shots from her King Magazine spread. (R.I.P King Mag)

She looks awesome! Lovin the white eyeliner!

Inglourious Basterds