Saturday, January 17, 2009

My Weekly Comedy Corner...enjoy.

By Tyler Dirton

Who remembers putting cups in the cupboard upside down to keep the roaches out?

What the f&^* is that b(&(& MIA talkin about on Paper Planes? (Pirates, Skulls, and Bones??)

When is Plies gonna come out and admit that he is Kirk Franklin w/ a grill?

Where are all of the baby pigeons?

Why did you used to have friends that smelled like their house? You know that gentle mix of arms, cheetos, earring backs, and hotdog water?

Who still wears valour suits?

What was the n@$#$ that invented male thongs thinking? "Yea and that part right there goes directly in your ass...yea, dat part right dere!"

When are black people gonna stop paying for s%#( that costs more than $5 with all change?

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? And where does this b#@%# get all this money for travel in this economy?

Why was JJ from Goodtimes living in poverty, but decided to take up such an expensive hobby as painting? Probably could've used some of that money to buy s@#* that mattered, like food, and turtlenecks.

Under The Shadetree


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Can't Stop Won't Stop

Can't Stop Won't Stop author and journalist Jeff Chang has won the North Star News Prize, along with The Women's Media Center president and founder Carol Jenkins, and People's Production House founder and Pacifica Radio journalist Deepa Fernandes (who also graces the cover of this month's issue of ColorLines).

The North Star News Prize recognizes journalists, media-makers and communications professionals of color who have made a significant contribution to the public's understanding of the struggle for social justice.

Founded in 1979, the North Star Fund is New York City's community foundation supporting activism that focuses on the root causes of poverty, racism, homophobia and gender discrimination.

The awards ceremony will take place in New York City on Thursday, January 15. For tickets, visit here.

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Marc Bamuthi Joseph's highly acclaimed play "The Break/s", inspired in part by Can't Stop Won't Stop, returns to New York City this weekend for a one-week run at the Public Theater as part of the Under the Radar Festival.

Don't miss this "dramatic re-creation of the living history of the hip-hop generation" that has been described as a "hip-hop theater classic". Tickets are $15 and are selling out fast. Go here to get yours.

A Rapper’s Tale, Larger Than Life



By A. O. SCOTT
Published: January 16, 2009

Anyone looking for a dispassionate, evenhanded account of the life of Biggie Smalls, the Brooklyn-born rapper who was murdered in 1997 at the age of 24, will be disappointed, perhaps even dismayed, by “Notorious.” But why would anyone be looking for such a thing in the first place?

The movie, directed by George Tillman Jr. from a script by Reggie Rock Bythewood and Cheo Hodari Coker, may not be an authorized biography, but it is if anything less critical, less ambivalent, than some of Biggie’s own semi-autobiographical lyrics. The rapper’s mother, Voletta Wallace, and his friend Sean Combs are not only characters in “Notorious” but are also credited as producers. What they have produced is a messy, lively melodrama, reasonably faithful to the facts of Biggie’s life and wholeheartedly devoted to burnishing his myth.

Of course, disentangling fact from myth is not always easy. Hip-hop thrives on the tension between “realness” and embellishment, artfully blurring the line between raw testimony and fantastical exaggeration. Biggie Smalls, one of several pseudonyms acquired by Christopher Wallace in the course of his short, brilliant career, put himself forward both as a fearless street truth-teller and as an outsize character — a player in at least two senses of the word. Rather than peel away these layers of invention and self-disclosure, “Notorious” takes them all at face value, presenting its protagonist in an array of contrasting, sometimes contradictory identities.

He is a mama’s boy and a ladies’ man; a lovable teddy bear and a glowering criminal; a high-living celebrity and a neighborhood character — all this and more rolled up in the massive, slow-moving frame of Jamal Woolard, a rapper himself who pushes hard against his limitations as an actor and occasionally knocks them down. He is propped up by the work of some agile, more experienced supporting players, notably Angela Bassett as Ms. Wallace and Derek Luke as a genial and energetic Sean (Puffy) Combs.

The sullen reserve that has frequently characterized Mr. Combs in his more recent Diddy phase is nowhere in evidence. As played by the immensely likable Mr. Luke (“Antwone Fisher,” “Miracle at St. Anna”), Puffy Combs is a Horatio Algeresque entrepreneur, exhorting Biggie to dream big, to reach for the stars and even, God bless him, to “change the world.”

“We can’t change the world unless we change ourselves.” That line occurs twice in “Notorious,” and it’s not entirely clear what is meant, other than that the characters aspire to be better as well as richer and more famous. At times the movie seems to lump all those things together, to imply that celebrity, money, clothes and boundless sexual opportunity are not just the rewards reaped by talent but also visible signs of righteousness.

Which is not to say that Biggie doesn’t struggle. Early on, as an overweight, nerdy child (played by Biggie’s real-life son, Christopher Jordan Wallace), he is teased at school and stung by the absence of his father. A friend named Damion (Dennis L. A. White) brings him into the drug trade, and he and his girlfriend Jan (Julia Pace Mitchell) have a daughter while still in their teens.

Later his relationships with Lil’ Kim (Naturi Naughton) and his wife, Faith Evans (Antonique Smith), will have their moments of jealousy, rage and hurt. An early stint in prison in North Carolina gives Christopher a chance to reflect on his life and refine his rhyming skills, which prove to be his ticket out of poverty even as they affirm his commitment, at least rhetorically, to the high life of the criminal kingpin.

And its conflation of that life with the career of the hip-hop star proves to be this film’s canniest pop-cultural move. Mr. Woolard may bear a passing physical resemblance to Christopher Wallace, but his archetypal brothers are the likes of Edward G. Robinson and James Cagney. In its themes and its structure, “Notorious” is a half-knowing throwback to the Warner Brothers crime pictures of the 1930s and ’40s, the tale of a kid from the wrong side of the tracks who rises high — “Made it, Ma! Top of the world!” — and falls hard.

That it is also a true story produces an extra jolt of queasy, sometimes confusing fascination. Biggie Smalls’s best songs are so vivid — and the circumstances of their making are so vividly reconstructed here — that the usual nostalgic biopic haze never settles over “Notorious.” Instead you notice that Anthony Mackie, a superb actor (notably in Ryan Fleck’s “Half Nelson” and Kathryn Bigelow’s soon-to-be-

released “Hurt Locker”) doesn’t much resemble Tupac Shakur, the volatile rapper he plays.

And any hope you have that the movie might shed at least speculative light on the possibly linked deaths of Biggie and Tupac (investigated in Nick Broomfield’s provocative documentary “Biggie and Tupac”) are frustrated by its careful vagueness. There’s some attention given to the East Coast-West Coast feuding that shook up hip-hop in the 1990s, but not much new insight or perspective.

So “Notorious” settles into a curious comfort zone; it’s half pop fable, half naturalistic docudrama. Not a bad movie, but nowhere near as strong as its soundtrack. It does not explain its hero so much as revel in the memory of his many selves, teasing the audience with a promise of intimacy and understanding much as Biggie himself did, but without the same seductive payoff. The film’s tag line could be one of Biggie Smalls’s riddling, irresistible refrains: If you don’t know, now you know.

“Notorious” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has sex, drug dealing, gunslinging and swearing.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Monday, January 12, 2009

Jill Scott Pregnant With First Child


Seems like yesterday people all over the world were crying for Jill Scott after finding out she’d divorced her longtime part-lyrical muse Lyzel Williams. But now, Jill Scott has moved on for real…and she has a baby in the oven to prove it.

According to People magazine, the 36-year-old soul singer is now pregnant with her first child. The father is fiancée, drummer Lil' John Roberts. Scott announced the pregnancy on Friday to reporters at the Television Critics Association conference while promoting her new HBO series The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency.

"The first trimester I spent in Botswana," she said. "That was one of the biggest challenges of my life. First trimester! You're sick every morning. It was seven hours time difference, the heat, the bugs, the 14 hour days."

But in spite of the usual travails of pregnancy, Scott says her physician gave her the thumbs up to continue her work.

“"My doctors gave me a clean bill of health and said you can do this, so I did it."

Scott is due April 25.

Animal Kingdom

By Nydigo Sunshine

There are many examples in the Animal Kingdom where the female holds it down
in her union or pairing. From female Meerkats to Lionesses, the female
scouts and hunts for her family. Even the penguin leaves her mate with the
egg while she does the fishing.

With humans, men and women battle the instinctive hunter nature of men in a
New World context. It is no longer necessary for a man to sharpen his spear
or polish his rifle to soothe the need to stalk his prey, conquer it and
bring it home. That dynamic has transferred to our relationships. Black
family dynamics have been altered by constant assault from slavery to the
current socio-economic climate that continues to emasculate Black men and
lays the weight of family solely in the laps of black women. Add gender
confusion and the blurred lines of sexuality and it's no surprise we don't
know what to do with each other.

Human females used to stay home with the "cubs," preserving and preparing
what the men hunted and what she and the children gathered. Changing times
increased both option and need, driving women from the den. More and more
men faced unemployment or low paying jobs, adding to financial stress and
strain. Migrating for jobs took many Black men out of the home, opening the
door for a new page in single parenting. Now, think of the last time you
were out, say at a Target. Hispanic couples are shopping with their
families. White women are out with their men or with diamond
representation. Black women are shopping with babies in tow, and with other
women. What's the significance? Black women have been thrust into the dual
roles of hunter and gatherer, leaving little room for men and their egos.
Black women want to make space for men but don't know how. If we take off
one hat, something gets cold, right?

Were all fishing like penguins now. We bait and catch, but find it often
ends in release, and we're alone again. But what's a girl to do? Perhaps
it's time to regroup, go back and reclaim those seemingly antiquated roles
where men and women have different purposes that balance out and perpetuate
family units. We need to sit back and let men do what they do. It'll
require patience because many haven't had the room to do so at all-if ever.


Take a step back and get next to all that is beautiful about you as a
woman. Think long and hard about what's important to you in a man and what
you're really prepared and willing to offer a partner. Affirm that daily,
projecting what you want and get out of your own way. Let him hunt you,
gently guiding him toward your agreed upon, common goal. When he's ready
he'll pave the way on a path that's straighter and more solid because it's
from his heart and of his mind. If we continue to usurp their role and hunt
men like game, we'll continue to find ourselves eating alone at a table for
two.

Man Law Monday

By Tyler Dirton

No man can have a toothy smile while taking a bathroom picture

No man can go out with his clique to the club when all of them have shades on

No man can pull up his shirt sleeve with his teeth

No man can say the phrase..."Ssstop lyyyyyin"

No man can talk to another man while both are at the urinal

No man can stand dick to butt in the club no matter the capacity

No man can say the phrase..."I already got my whole outfit laid out"

No man can say I have to take a Number 1

No man can know the name of his local Chinese Nail Technician

No man can sing the $5 Footlong son

Sunday, January 11, 2009

.mad black women (and other reasons I hate Tyler Perry)

BY Walt Charles

This is another attempt to be honest with my friends in 2009.

I don’t like Tyler Perry movies. I don’t like Tyler Perry plays. I especially dislike his TBS sitcoms. I have frequent discussions with my friends about this and I find myself defending my opinion very often. One of my friends mentioned a play/movie Tyler Perry produced a few years ago entitled, ‘Diary of a Mad Black Woman’. Now, I have no idea what the movie is about, but the title did get me thinking about a personality type that really turns men/women off – the angry personality.

We all know the angry woman persona - the woman that thinks that she is being honest when she is really just abrasive. What about the angry man? The same definition applies. The thing that usually rubs me the wrong way is their inability to control their own temper – angry response to a slow driver is similar in intensity to their response to an axe murderer!

Most times, these angry people think that they are calm, rational and appropriate. I have had many conversations with angry people who are in denial. I can hear the angry people now, “The problem isn’t with me, it’s with you!” They usually counter that most times people just can’t handle someone who is straight-forward. What angry people don’t realize is that, unless you’re a supermodel, people tend to avoid meaningful interaction with you. People don’t have time to deal with angry folk, making relationship-building more difficult.

My thought here is not just about angry people, but about receiving criticism. As my old boss used to say, “It’s all about perception”. Whether you are fully self-aware or completely in the dark, the road to recovery starts with getting honest feedback regarding your personality flaws. But the natural response to criticism is to be defensive. So how can I know if I’m an angry person?

My suggestion is to ask five friends from different parts of your life – maybe one person at work, another from your family, church, etc. There are two reasons why I think this could work:

- By asking the question, you feel more at ease about the nature of the criticism
- If five people tell you that you’re angry, you probably are being perceived that way, whether you agree with them or not

Becoming more aware of your angry personality is integral to becoming a better mate. Developing the ability to take criticism is a life-skill. Take the time to listen to your friends. They have your best interest at heart.
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