By Tyler Dirton
The following are some of the things I think are the hardest shit in the world to do! Enjoy, comment, be good!
Opening a new CD
Not looking directly at a chicks titties when they bounce everytime she says a consonant
Talk to your mom on the phone while you're high, Mom: "Hey baby, how was class today?" You: "Yea the shoestrings in them joints was too long, so I just decided to tuck them in"
Pull Out
Get your drawers out of your ass in public
To tell someone that they have a white spit wedge in the corner of their mouth
Not to do the Harlem Shake for 3 seconds when you hear "Grindin" by the Clipse
Not to laugh when a grown woman rolls her ankle on the sidewalk
Not to look at the ball of meat on the back of a niggas ear that has encountered a bad earring day
To pour Muhammad Ali some of your Skittles
Thank You
Rise High in Gratitude
6 years ago
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