Man Law Monday's

by TYLER DIRTON
Okay it is Tuesday, but we couldn't wait to release our newest branch on the Shadetree .

So here it goes


No man can get excited about America's Best Dance Crew

No man can order a Diet Soda unless he has a condition that prohibits him from taking in large amounts of Sugar

No man can discuss his feelings for how another man handled a situation (ex: Ay Dog, you shouldnt even be talkin to ol' girl after how she hurt you)

No man can know the names of any Soap Opera character

No man can watch a porn that shows the guys face more than 55% of the time

No man can wash his nuts after sex with one foot resting on the tub

No man can tell a girl to "kiss him through the phone"

No man can try out for Making the Band 5